New York Reaches Deal For World Peace

Ron Artest, not to be confused with Metta World Peace.

Ron Artest, not to be confused with Metta World Peace.

The New York Knicks have reached a deal with Metta World Peace, bringing the defensive minded small forward back to his old stomping grounds whilst inspiring optimistically misleading headlines such as ‘New York Reaches Deal For World Peace’ and ‘New York Brings World Peace’.  When not applying for jobs at Circuit City, or showing up for practices in bath robes, or running into the stands to fight with fans, or elbowing other players in the head, or being charged with domestic abuse, or destroying T.V. cameras, Metta World Peace (formerly known as Ron Artest/asshole with no restraint) is known for his top-notch defense and ability to occasionally hit 3-point shots when it matters.  Knicks fans will likely look forward to watching World Peace play back up minutes behind Carmelo Anthony so they can see what it looks like to have a small forward who plays defense whilst wearing a Knicks jersey. 

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